Monday, March 19, 2012

Not Dead!

Gollum: I said go aways! Nobody wants youse heres! You're nasty little hobbitses with your foul bread and nasty ropes!
Smeagol: No no! Stay! We'll be reviewing movies shortly! Honest! We're nice to our friends!
Gollum: What friends? The only friend you have is Tom from MySpace! 
Smeagol: I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening

Saturday, July 2, 2011


Welcome to the first post from "Gollum and Smeagol at the Movies", eventually they will start review movies, but for now let's have them welcome you

Gollum: Hates you we does! Go away! Nobody likes you! 
Smeagol: No no, stay! Our friends you are, yes!

....Well, that didn't go so well...